The Republic of Socialista Italianos is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 823 million Socialista Italianosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavatappi. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Socialista Italianosian economy, worth 87.9 trillion rigatonis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,862 rigatonis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Claims of genocide have been levied against the nation by international observers, Brasilistan's industrial base is being quickly decimated, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Socialista Italianosian Space Agency, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialista Italianos's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Socialista Italianos is ranked 38,173^rd in the world and 87^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 775.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.